S7 152 ODS-DME

Таки для всех желающих некоторое время лицезреть меня в Москве... я в Москве. Служу очевидности

By plane значительно быстрее, около 7 часов от двери до двери, спасибо "АэроЭкспрессу", а в Одессе такси до аэропорта стоит 160 рблей рублями. А в условиях +35 и жуткой влажности в этих Одессах, поезд и вовсе не выглядит вкусной альтернативой.

S7 таки уступает Трансаэро по обслуживанию и конфеток на взлет-посадку не дают ащще. Печаль. Зато A319 значительно тише, чем B737.

зы: да, еле пустили на родину - милая барышня из паспортного контроля сначала долго пыталась понять, соответствуют ли Снарки фотографии в снаркопаспорте, затем, уже консилиумом, выясняли когда и откуда я выезжал и вообще, я ли это. Таки пустили, но явно пора стричься

@музыка: Beatles - Back In USSR

@настроение: таки да и шо?

@темы: бурчундра, фсякая фсячина, Снарки

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Не забываем про пианину

@темы: The Piano Guys, фсякая фсячина, making movies

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unique

@темы: хе-хе, картиночки

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dotline

Вообще этот дядя читает годные лекции по физике, но это не единственное его достоинство

@темы: фсякая фсячина, making movies

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Специально для брАчащихся, свадебных l33t фотографов, ну и просто сочувствующих

(на сей раз без пианины)

@музыка:

@темы: The Piano Guys, фсякая фсячина, making movies

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Privateering

03-SEP-12

Track list

Disc 1:

Redbud Tree
Haul Away
Don't Forget Your Hat
Privateering
Miss You Blues
Corned Beef City
Go, Love
Hot or What
Yon Two Crows
Seattle

Disc 2:

Kingdom Of Gold
Got To Have Something
Radio City Serenade
I Used To Could
Gator Blood
Bluebird
Dream Of The Drowned Submariner
Blood And Water
Today Is Okay
After The Bean Stalk

@музыка: Mark Knopfler - Privateering

@настроение: опаньки! опапулечки!

@темы: фсякая фсячина, Снарки

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Для самых маленьких

@темы: хе-хе, фсякая фсячина, картиночки

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*facewall*

абсурдненько

@темы: бурчундра

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наш ответ мухожуку

@темы: фсякая фсячина, картиночки

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про ежиков, да

Old Noah was mucking the Ark out one day
when he heard a great shriek from the neighboring stall.
Said he to poor Ham, who was hugging his loins,
"Ah, the hedgehog, my boy, can't be buggered at all."

Chorus:

Roll them all over and turn them around,
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The sheep is a classic, as well you may find,
the llama's all right if he isn't too tall,
the donkey's a danger for standing behind,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You may pounce on the cat as he walks by his lone,
the mole has a hole into which you can crawl,
you must blindfold the basilisk or turn into stone,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The sow is a darling, so slick and so tight,
to cuddle and kiss as you lie next the wall,
but she don't chew the cud, so you'd better not bite,
and the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The squirrel requires the climbing of trees,
which puts you at risk of a slip and a fall.
The dog's man's best friend if you don't mind the fleas,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can do it with a frog in a puddle or pool,
though you might catch a cold in your whatchamacall-it,
or with a giraffe if you stand on a stool,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The rhino is often... reluctant... to flirt;
the termite's a challenge because he's so small
you might wash him away with your very first squirt;
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The bonobo monkey --
Will someone please tell the Librarian I'm not talking about him?
He's in the last verse. -- Thank you!
The bonobo monkey is willing to hump:
he'll do all his friends, both the large and the small,
and he'll do it to you if you show him your rump,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The humans are out, if you value your life:
it's incest, my son, since we're relatives all...
unless you'd make love to your very own wife!
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

I don't recommend that you tackle the skunk.
I did once myself, I'm ashamed to recall;
I must have been EXtr'ordinARily drunk!
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The kangaroo's pocket can carry your tool
though her kick may propel you clean over the wall.
The platypus lurks in the muck of his pool
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The camel is likely to spit in your face,
but don't take it bad, for it ain't personAL:
he simply detests the entire human race,
and the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

As a friend to the children, commend me the Yak;
he's perfect to start them on when they are small,
for they cannot slip off of his very broad back,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can take a wild ride on a wild catamount
if your ears can stand up to his wild caterwaul.
You can poke your own fist, but that really don't count,
and the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Take care when you lift up the elephant's tail
or beware of the fate that else may befall:
if you pick the wrong end you could wind up impaled!
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

To futter the bat you must take to the air.
She'll flutter her wings and go into a stall
and pitch you off into God-only-knows-where,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The billygoat's habits, though pungent and weird,
you've got to accept if it's him that you'd ball:
he don't use cologne, he just cums in his beard,
and the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

The guinea pig's timid, and brainless to boot,
he's worse than no use in a ruckus or brawl,
but you can't pass him up 'cause he's so bloody cute!
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

You can bugger a whale if you're willing to swim
or an ORanguTANG if you hang from a limb;
or make time with a snail if you slow... to... a... crawl...,
... but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

Спасибо Пратчетту за наше нескучное детство

@настроение: ...but the hedgehog... ahem!

@темы: тролльское, хе-хе, фсякая фсячина

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"пожар был, все сгорело"

@темы: making movies, WilliamsF1

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Хомячки

Давно не было про хомячков.

Хомячки нашли какую-то новую нямку. Я "не читал", поэтому "осуждать" не буду, но содержание хомячковых комментариев доставляет по полной программе. Один вопрос - "если вы такие умные, товарищи студенты, то что вы строем не ходите?", вернее, откуда вы такие все кристалльно честные нашлись, м?

@темы: тролльское, бурчундра

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не совсем команданте, не совсем Че Гевара

ВНЕЗАПНО наш юный колумбийский друг не только стартовал, но и финишировал впереди планеты всей. Красавчик, что я еще могу сказать ^.^

@темы: фотографическое, фсякая фсячина, картиночки, WilliamsF1

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Privateering

Yon's my privateer see how trim she lies
To every man a lucky hand and to every man a prize
I live to ride the ocean the mighty world around
To take a little plunder and to hear the cannon sound

To lay with pretty women
to drink Madeira wine
to hear the roller's thunder on a shore that isn't mine

Privateering, we will go
Privateering, Yoh! oh! ho!
Privateering, we will go
Yeah! oh! oh! ho!

The people on your man o'war are treated worse than scum
I'm no flogging Captain my God I've sailed with some
Come with me to Barbary we'll ply there up and down
Not quite exactly in the service of the Crown


Look here there's my privateer she's small but she can sting
Licensed to take prizes with a letter from the King
I love the streets and taverns of a pretty foreign town
tip my hat to the dark eyed ladies as we sally up and down

Britannia needs her privateers each time she goes to war
Death to all her enemies no prizes matter more
Come with me to Barbary we'll ply there up and down
Not quite exactly in the service of the Crown

еще бы они ее выпустили на следующем альбоме

@музыка: Mark Knopfler - Privateering

@настроение: Hell yeah!

@темы: фсякая фсячина, making movies

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отож!

@темы: хе-хе, фсякая фсячина, картиночки

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про пианину

Любители таскать пианину в очередной раз таки вытащили пианину в неожиданное место:



Парни охуительны жгут чуть более, чем полностью абсолютно, я считаю ^.^

@музыка: The Piano Guys

@настроение: тым-ты-тыдым

@темы: The Piano Guys, фсякая фсячина, making movies

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so much true xDDD

- Это же Дьябло Первый...
- нет, это Дьябло Второй!

©

@настроение: смехухуечки

@темы: хе-хе, фсякая фсячина, картиночки

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лолчто?

Стоило написать про хомячков, как хомячкам подкинули новую пистчу - теперь о пропаганде секса среди молодежи.

Show Must Go Oooooooon!

@музыка: Queen - Show Must Go On

@темы: бурчундра

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Хомячки-с

Хомячки послушно накинулись на новую нямку.

Теперь во всем виновата РПЦ. Хомячки все те же и всё так же готовы разорвать любого, кто с ними несогласен. Они прекрасны, осоенно с учетом того, что наблюдаются с приличного удаления...

@темы: бурчундра

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Про эти ваши фейсбучики ;)

@настроение: fuck yeah!

@темы: хе-хе, фсякая фсячина, картиночки